The Most Hateful of Days

Sorry about the extended hiatus! Last week wasn't the best of weeks - not to mention Time Warner took SIX days to fix the internet around here. I have seen better Monday's than the the one I experienced last week. Take a look at what happened:

1. Woke up with itchy, sore spider bite.
2. Forgot lunch at home.
3. Itched spider bite.
4. Got home from work at 8 pm.
5. Found out the internet and cable were gone. And wouldn't come back until Saturday!
6. Spider bite started to hurt. A lot.
7. Went to emergency center.
8. Found out spider bite wasn't spider bite.
9. Learned that staph infection is "running rampant" around LA (hey, it was the doctor's words, not mine!)
10. Cried. Asked nurse if they were going to amputate my leg.
11. Nurse laughed at me. Ryan too.
12. Got milkshake at in-n-out to cure staph infection.
13. Came home to dirty clothes that had to be done that night.
14. Put clothes in community washing machine at 1:00 am.
15. Discovered clothes sitting in a pool of water in broken washing machine at 1:35 am.
16. Rung out every single piece of clothing. Including sheets and pillowcases.
17. Hung every single piece of wet clothing and sheets around the apartment to dry at 2:15 am.
18. Decided California was playing a sick joke on us.

A Wiseman Once Said . . . Yes, I admitted it - staph infection. But only because there really needs to be a public service announcement to get spider bites checked out before you start scratching it.