Ina Garten

Does anyone else just want to curl up on Ina's oversized couch in the Hamptons with a Snuggie and listen to her silky voice whilst she prepares one of her gourmet meals, usually involving chantilly? I do! I wonder if she smokes to achieve such a glorious raspy voice.

Knowing that her husband works for Yale, I considered submitting my transfer application. You never know, he could host an annual dinner party at his house, compliments of Ina. She's such a doll!

Ina is a Martha Stewart empire-in-waiting, minus the insider trading. She's got more fabulous things to worry about other than stock, like what color hydrangeas should coincide with tonight's dinner.

A Wiseman Once Said . . . Become very good friends with chefs. No further explanation required.