One of the many reasons why I need a job

Let's look at the facts:

1. I'm living in one of the most expensive areas of the country.
2. Just graduated from college.
3. Cursed with a skill of being able to find something I have to have almost everywhere I go.
4. Going out to eat is kind of a critical component of my day.
5. I need a good excuse for not doing housework.

So, I really really really need a job. Not to mention, I have to get out of this apartment before I eat every desert in sight. The cookie jar looks more like an empty glass object than it does a holder of all things sweet.

A Wiseman Once Said . . . I wonder if In-n-Out offers employee discounts.